May 2013
masssy:
it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET...
sealand-is-a-country:
domina-domina-omnimalum:
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
you-told-me-think-about-it:
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
manlesbian:
nandepumkun:
princessofalchemy:
Hello I am the butt inspector I am here to inspect ur butt
Some might say
you’re an analyst
Jesus fucking christ
suchagaymer:
jerkidiot:
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
tommilsom:
theroachsalad:
saraunderthesea:
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snapchatting:
you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
meladoodle:
14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument
chucklerjuergens:
am i allowed to just pour vodka over my ice cream or is that socially unacceptable
“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
– Hafiz (via iamnotaslag)
at-boundary-conditions:
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
toxicrants:
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
glowpinkstah:
fuoco-go:
gendertier:
gendertier:
gendertier:
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
Fate be changed, look inside. Mend...
